7、Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
11、Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
15、Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
4、Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage.
9、It doesn't matter whether you are George Bush, Pele or Chuck Norris are not safe in Iraq.
14、When you celebrate your birthday, you do not celebrate the date of your birth, you celebrate that Chuck Norris allowed you to live another year.
5、Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.
12、When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
3、Don't they know that it's impossible to ridicule Chuck Norris?
13、When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012, he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day. ""
8、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
6、When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
10、In 1992, he helped out on the pilot for "Walker, Texas Ranger", a new series starring Chuck Norris.
2、Meanwhile, the Apple store rejected a Chuck Norris app, a Chuck Norris joke generator, because they claimed it ridiculed a public figure.
1、Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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