OK, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman were going on a trip across the desert, and they could only take one thing with them.
Scotsman: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
On the etiquette of sarong wearing: is it like Scotsman and their kilts on the issue of pants?
火車準確地表現出一國的文化：骯髒落後的國家有骯髒落後的火車；自信、有效率的國家，亦可以從奔馳鐵軌的各*火車中看出端倪，譬如日本。印度也有希望，因為*普遍認為，火車比部分印度人的牛車更加重要。我還發現，觀察餐車更可以一葉知秋（假如沒有餐車，這個國家顯然已在水準之下）：馬來西亞火車的麪攤、西伯利亞鐵路的羅宋湯及惡劣的服務品質、“飛翔的蘇格蘭人號”（Flying Scotsman）的鯡魚乾。此刻，在美鐵的湖岸快車上，我研究着早餐的菜單，發現竟然可以點“血腥瑪麗”（Bloody Mary）或“螺絲*”（Screw Driver）。“醒晨酒”（a morning pick-me-up），菜單上如是説，注入我血管內的伏特加也應和着。
The Scotsman William "Captain" Kidd seizes his biggest prize, the loot-laden Armenian ship Cara Merchant, off the coast of India.
We met, the Scotsman and I, one summer at the Edinburgh Festival.
HEARD the one about the Scotsman, the Spaniard and the Belgian?
The Brazilian version of "Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman…" is generally about the Portuguese
Scotsman Mr. Pattison has enjoyed a 'wee dram' or two with some of the firm's wealthiest clients throughout Asia -- all in the name of business, of course.
When he was a boy, his father gave him a miniature private train, drawn by a replica of the Flying Scotsman, to take him to school.
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