For undiluted cynicism I also liked the cover on the 10th anniversary of Diana's death - a picture of her saying: "I hope they don't put me on the cover just to sell more copies."
But you can often quell the infection, and quickly ease the itching, by rinsing your feet three or four times a day for a few days with undiluted apple cider vinegar.
Do I think that this affluence and everything that it buys are undiluted blessings - that there has been no loss in this gallop into acquisitiveness?
Use undiluted white vinegar to wash dried concrete or mortar off your skin, then wash with warm, soapy water.