When we're bragging to our mates about shagging you in the back of the car, the last thing we'd ever want to tell them about is the kissing!
But I have to say thank you for the teenage-shagging Elvis, and the wife-beating Frank, because in a world without men, I believe the music would be rubbish.
They've got an abundance of stories of you shagging with MEN!
I mean, I'd understand it if they were shagging.