There would be no more "accidents" on the living room carpet; you'd be able to take your poodle for a piddle several times a day.
Northerner answers: "North is cold rise, piddle should take a club, scatter freeze, follow along with aspic knock, otherwise person and wall want aspic to be in one place."
Naturally, the spiritual aspirant must do more than drink his own piddle every day.
The puppy has done a piddle on the carpet.