She says:「 You better no piss on a plate, you son of a bitch!
If God was around, he'd rather I eat a bag of Doritos and pass out than get drunk, beat my wife and piss on the couch.
I just bet them 500 apiece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, on your phone and piss on you and not would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.
Listen… piss on the floor, if you like.