If you are a makeup specialist, you will tell your story differently when applying for a job in a funeral parlor than you would for a clown school.
Others have even cited climate change as a reason for closing down nearby funeral parlors where paper offerings are burned throughout the day.
So when we're standing around your casket at the funeral parlor, I'll say, 'Yeah, but he sure looks good.'
As quiet as the funeral parlor had been.