A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.
He cheated her into marrying a rich married man.
The dearest object to a married man should be his wife but it is not infrequently her clothes.
The Swedish Academy need not have fretted; not only did dinner go smoothly, but before King Gustaf's reign was over, he, too, would be accused of a love affair, also with a married man.
Following suit, a study has now discovered that a drunken fling with a bridesmaid is the most likely time that a married man will stray.